The Adventures of Master Chief and the Desk of Doooooom!

This is Master Chief... and that is Cookie. I don't know why she's there. She just is. Accept it!

It appears as though Master Chief has found a crab of sorts! What a pointless find that is! Wait... Where did Cookie go?

What is this? It seems as though he has found Cookie after she had
mysteriously disappeared. Who is this other girl? Her name is Sai? What an odd name, indeed!

Well, Cookie is annoyed and Sai is clueless and Master Chief is confused. He's going to continue on his adventure and stay out of their business.

What's this? Who are you? Cloud Strife? Go away.

Oh noes! Master Chief has run into trouble! It's big and blue and has a gun!

*Shoosting*

What's this interesting device? An iPod? Ewww, you shouldn't touch it Chief! What? It has catchy music and was at a more reasonable price than the Zune? Well I'll be...

And that's just an unnecessary accessory for that iPod creature.

Who are you? Tsukasa you say? You can provide MC with better means of transportation? Hand it over then!

What the hell? Well, I guess that's better than nothing. Right MC? It's fun to ride, you say? It's blue and has a purple nose? Yes, I can see that.

Well this dragon seems to be more efficient. It can fly after all. Too bad it ate the Grunty.
Yeah. I was bored... And this whole fiasco took place on my desk...